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Fine! I’ll admit it -- I’m a chat-aholic -- that’s right -- a personals junky, a flip flappin’ 420 chat lines fiend. I wake up and breathe air into my lungs just so I can come online to meet people, swear to god. I chat when the sun comes up,...
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Samuraielvis
Last Login Nov 12, 2008  
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About Me
I am me, i would say i was unique but rather than tell you what you don't want to hear you can just find out what you do want to know and we'll just start from there, how about that?... I use for medical, recreational and personal reasons, i cook with it, vapourize, hookah, bong, pipe, toke and shottie. I love all music so it's easier to say i dont like boy/girl band commercial bolloks also new RnB lyrics with ther haven't a cle stylings on the whole rhythm and blues style, they need to listen to where it came from, the musics all good and some artist have it but the rest are just commercial sell outs. Heres a big one for you girls, i don't and at the moment am not allowed to work due to my illness so no income, i live with it, i'm happy being who i am and if you can like me for being the unique individual i am then we need to talk... I look forward to hearing from you and maybee sharing in a part of this thing we call life.

Personal Details
Age:30
Gender:Man
Seeking:Woman
Location:Hull, England, United Kingdom

Basic Information
What is your relationship status?Single
What is your faith?Spiritual but not religious
What's your sign?Cancer
Languages:English
Referred by:Newspaper or Print Advertisement
 
Physical Appearance
Ethnicity:Caucasian (white)
How tall are you?6' 1" (185 cm)
Which best describes your body type?Slender
What best describes your eye color?Brown
What color is your hair?Auburn
Body art:Strategically placed tattoo, Piercings you'll have to ask about
Brag a little: What's your best feature?I'll tell you later
Your weight:145 lbs (65.8 Kg)
 
Lifestyle
Sense of humor:Campy: The cheesier, the better, Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up, Clever: Nothing's better than a quick-witted comeback, Obscure: I'm usually the only one laughing, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Slapstick: Ask me about my favorite episode of 'I Love Lucy', Friendly: I'll laugh at anything
How often do you exercise?Weekly
Daily diet:Keep it Healthy
Do you smoke?No, but have in past
How often do you drink?Never
Living situation:Live alone
Do you have any children?No
Do you want children?Not sure
Best times to catch me online:I'll tell you later
 
Professional Life
Are you a 9 to 5er? Your own boss? What kind of job do you have?Homemaker
Current annual income?Less Than $25,000
Employment status:Homemaker
Education:High school, Some College, School of life
 
Interests
Hobbies:I just live, i do what i do and if something comes up then i do it if i can.
I have no agenda i just take it as it comes.
Hot spots:Anywhere quiet so i can enjoy it without the noise of socieoty is fine.
Sports:Cycling, Dancing, Martial arts
Favorite things:I complain about everything, nothing is good enough for me but i enjoy everything, i love life and i like everything it's just human incompitence that really winds me up.
Last reading:Weed World.
Common interests:Gardening / Landscaping, Movies / Videos, Music and concerts
Personality:Let's just see how it goes!
If i was to find a perfect partner i would want just that, a partner, someone to be the other half of me, to love, hate and support me in all i need and to ask the same of me, someone who sexually would not be afraid to tell me what she wants at any time and never to be afraid to ask for any strange request but also to try any request put to her to at least try it out, someone who also might be in to some form of martial art so we might have some form of sparing from time to time and be able to play together in a fun, rough but safe way, i think for a relationship this will make it strong and fun.
The main thing is that she will have to like me for me because i will never be anything else but what i am right now and i am happy with that but finding someone else to put up with it is the hard bit.
 
420 Lifestyle
If I could be stranded on a desert island with any type of weed, it would be this:White Widow x Afghan
Weapon of choice for smoking:Vaporizer
Bands I like to listen to when I'm baked:Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, Tupac, Snoop Dogg
Why I toke:medical
I smoke marijuana...Occasionally - few times a month
Flicks to spark up to:Pulp Fiction, Nacho Libre, American Psycho
 
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