Do girls ever?

[dizzy_d]

Listen I was just surfing the net and was thinking about my experience when I went clubin last week. All these guys and there chezzy lines almost made me spit my beer in there faces out of insanity. My question is, when a girl see's an attractive guy, is there anyone who knows some real good pick up lines that would work on a dude without sounding completly retarded to make you look like an idot? My ears and eyes are open to any girl that has pick up lines for a dude, or any guy that can tell me what would work for him. (and plz guys don't say "can I lick your balls')!

[guitarist420]

Hi, I'm new to the site *waves* and can't seem to get into the chat room (damn). Anyway, I saw this and laughed a bit...

I think pick-up lines are total crap, and eiether never had the courage (if you wanna call it that) or dignity to use one, other than complementing a nice feature I see, usually eyes, hair, or whatever I see unique in that person, even a manuerism.

Even with that said, I can't think of but a few times I said any of those things with the intention of picking up on a girl, and had no premeditated thoughts of what I was gonna say next...then again, I don't go clubbin, and most the girls I have known as friends will take a free drink from anyone, simply because it IS a free drink (I envy them and wish it worked for me). If they do happen to like the guy, and he doesn't immediately make an ass of himself, starts off in polite conversation which leads to be interesting and mostly honest *rare*, then , he might get lucky and get something more than a fake number.

But, what usually happens, the girls I used to go to the bar with would kiss each other if they didn't like the guy, and when one went to the bathroom, the other would say her girlfriend is getting jealous, and he had best leave.